Independent analytical laboratory
Trusted laboratory testing of anabolics, peptides and more
Harm-reduction chemical analysis for anyone who wants to know what is actually in their sample. We report what we measure — including results you were hoping not to see.
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From order to report
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Choose your analysis
Select the test that fits your sample and check out. You receive a test ID immediately.
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Send in your sample
Write the test ID on the vial and ship it to the lab. We confirm arrival by email.
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We analyse
The sample is analysed using the method you selected. Turnaround time is listed with every test.
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You receive the report
A report with the measured values, the chromatogram and your test ID. We report what we measure — including results you were hoping not to see.
Choose your test
Didn’t find your test on the site? Write to us and we will get back to you — our testing capabilities reach further than this catalogue.
About us
Pioneering excellence in chemical analysis
We specialise in chemical analysis of steroids, peptides and pharmaceutical compounds. We do not manufacture, distribute or resell anything, and we hold no stake in any brand whose product ends up on our benches.
Our mission is simple — transparency, precision and trust. Every sample is handled under a fixed protocol, and results are never adjusted, withheld or renegotiated after the fact.
Bank transfer
Pay by SEPA transfer from anywhere in Europe. You receive the details the moment your order is placed, with your test ID as the reference.
Crypto payments
BTC, ETH or USDT. Borderless, no account, and the amount is fixed for 60 minutes after you order.
Worldwide service
We accept samples from anywhere in the world. Shipping, packaging and labelling instructions follow once your order is placed.
Anonymous and verifiable
No account needed and no name on the report — only a test ID and its unique key, which anyone can check on the Verify page.
From our clients
What our customers say
“Turnaround was exactly what was quoted, and the report answered the question I actually asked instead of burying it in caveats.”
@ashUnited States “Result came back well under the declared content. Not what I wanted to read, but that is precisely why I sent it in.”
@moUnited Kingdom “Quick, straightforward, and someone actually replied when I asked which test I needed. Will be sending more.”
@jamesIreland